Roxys pet peeves

Roxy’s Pet Peeves: Forget the dog again?

With Roxy Starfish

‘Sup dawg,

roxy I’m here. You’re here. Let’s help out some of my furry friends looking for a new home! They all come to you with the ‘Roxy cool-pet guarantee’. Props to both Giive a (bleep) and The Santa Monica Daily Press for helping spread the word on these can-do canines. Together we’re changing lives right here and now — friendly, furry, funny lives.

But I got a peeve …

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Roxy’s Pet Peeves: Food’s got no place on my face

With Roxy Starfish

Hey dawg,

roxyThanks for turning those sparkling eyes back this way. Look and see which of my furry (and hairless) friends are still looking for new homes … like yours! Props to Giive a (bleep) and The Santa Monica Daily Press for helping spread the word. Together we can change lives in this space, sometimes nine lives.

But I got a peeve. You know that cupcake you want me to balance on my snout? Don’t do that. Don’t do any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. For one, I can’t eat chocolate. Second, I’m not a dolphin. I venture to guess a dolphin wouldn’t want to balance a cupcake (or apple or toilet paper roll) on their face either. A little respect please.

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Roxy’s Pet Peeves: Lick ’em if you got ’em

With Roxy Starfish

Hey there, party animals,

roxyRoxy here! Thanks for checking back in and seeing which of my furry friends are still looking for new forever homes, like yours. Props to Giive a (bleep) and The Santa Monica Daily Press for helping me get the word out. We’re changing lives in this space every week. Sometimes nine lives.

But yeah, I got a peeve. What’s the deal with looking at us and acting disgusted when we lick ourselves? It’s hygienic and we’re using the best tools we come equipped with. I have my theory. Jealous much? Look, we both know the truth. If you could lick yourself, you may never leave the house. Then who would take us out for walks?

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Roxy’s Pet Peeves: Whose walk is this anyway?

With Roxy Starfish

‘Sup Dawgs,roxy

A peeve? Sure. Don’t we all have them here and there? But first, gratitude. Thanks to Giive a (bleep) and The Santa Monica Daily Press, we’ve been helping my buddies of the canine and feline persuasions find new forever homes. Because humans, like you, are generally pretty awesome. But not perfect.

Now, my peeve. What’s the deal with taking us for walks, then not letting us check stuff out? We want to sniff things, pee on things, breathe in the great outdoors beyond our usual fenced confines. Whose walk is this anyway? The tug on the leash? Yeah, we feel it, but we can’t help ourselves. Have you stuck your snout in the lawn lately? Patience, people. We’re doing what we do.

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Roxy’s Pet Peeves: Turn the music down, peeps

With Samantha Davidson

Oh, hey there my little party animals,

roxyRoxy here! Now before I get into my peeve (which I am pretty mad about right now) I do hope that some of my buddies here have found homes with awesome humans like you. Thanks to Giive a (bleep) and The Santa Monica Daily Press, I get to help my sweet friends find homes while also giving you a piece of my mind.

So now to my peeve, and this is a big one, guys. Even though we can’t talk like you guys can, we can hear way better than you. Trust me. And we totally get that you guys sometimes want to get “turnt up,” and do that by playing loud music and dancing like fools. But can you maybe not play it so loud? I haven’t slept in like a week because my human just got the new Taylor Swift album, and seriously needs to take some “blank space” from it.

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